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Anonymous said: how do you give a good blowjob

raidioactive:

*texts back 3 weeks later* sorry I fell asleep

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oate:

*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING

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askneppy:

multipack:

row row row your boat gently away from me

Merrily merrily merrily merrily please just fuckin leave

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